“Hey look! A dinosaur in the mall!” So the wife said.

“Hey look! A dinosaur in the mall!” So the wife said.

Tell the truth

Reblog this if you reblog the coolest/funnest stuff you see on your dashboard and on blogs you come acrossed

Like if you hit the like button on all the porn that gets you hot on your dashboard/blogs (so no one see it and you can find it later or the blog).

Hey! Do you visit my blog or am I a dashboard friend?

Like this post if I’m a dashboard friend!

Repost if you visit me!

Wait…

Suck that you none visiting bitchz! This is one post you can’t repost unless your going to straight lie like a psychopath.

zorritasmalas:

http://www.zorritasmalas.com

Girls, my mother always said “put on clean underwear before you leave the house”, this why you have bras…

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